Esteem, honor and perks, perks, perks

So, you want to be a mega-church pastor? You want the crowds lapping up your every word. You want to mentor and write and teach others how to be just as big and bad as you, flying here on a rented jet, staying there in luxury resorts, driving sleek and shiny cars and living in an executive mansion, while everyone looks at you as a spiritual icon. A whole world of stardom awaits. When you've finally reached the top, here's the esteem you'll find waiting for you. Enjoy!