Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Why pay for a pastor when you can employ a hologram?

Pipe in your favorite celeb preacher in 3-D, front and center in your sanctuary! No more boring local guy now. You get a real expert, someone who's been tried and tested in front of a multiplex church, with real, bonafide leadership expertise! Hologram pastors are THE latest thing for culturally relevent worship centers.


Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for churches who, for fear of change, won't take it to the next level.

Anonymous said...

Stuck in the dark ages, singing Gaither songs and using human pastors!

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