Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Why pay for a pastor when you can employ a hologram?

Pipe in your favorite celeb preacher in 3-D, front and center in your sanctuary! No more boring local guy now. You get a real expert, someone who's been tried and tested in front of a multiplex church, with real, bonafide leadership expertise! Hologram pastors are THE latest thing for culturally relevent worship centers.